September 2011
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Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Clapping.
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
I wanna meet the weird, out-of-the-box-innovative-thinking son of a bitch who invented clapping. Because what could be crazier than taking our hands and slapping them together forcefully and repetitively when we want to show our approval or praise?
Next time you’re in a place where people around you are clapping, lean over to the guy next to you and, in a gentle...
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: String Cheese
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Right?
Like, what other food gets tastier when you eat it a different way? What kind of weird-ass, delicious, rubbery, processed shit is this?
Ever tried biting into a string cheese stick like a regular piece of cheese? It’s bad. Real bad.
And then you do it like you’re supposed to, and pull that shit off bit-by-bit, really digging your nails in and getting those...
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Bacon. →
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Sweet Christ. How much does God hate pigs?
It’s like one day He was looking down at all the animals and suddenly a pig gave him a look. So God points at him and is all, “You. Yeah, you. You just eyeball me, bitch? Well, joke’s on you, chief, cause I’m gonna make you motherfuckers crispy and greasy and delicious as hell when you get cooked. How’s that taste to you?...
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